If you've never been there, you need one, too. Just take my word for it. Notice that I do not say that I "want" one...I NEED one.
But Maui real estate ...that's some of the most expensive property...anywhere, I'd guess.
A condo at Kapalua? Probably, like, $700,000 or so...and that's probably not even oceanfront.
So, I'm thinking, how am I going to make this happen? I'm not getting any younger....
And then, it hit me...
Those people over at Lymenet will shell it out, give it up, for just about any damn scam that comes along.
So, I tell the LymeNUTs that it is:
... the IDSA, the CDC, the NIH, Steere, Wormser, Klempner, Shapiro, Weinstein, McSweegan, the entire healthcare industry, insurance companies, BIG PHARMA, the Council on Foreign Relations (don't ask me), the New York Times (why not), the US News and World Report (again, don't ask me)...the ALDF (them, especially)...and if I forgot any...
...I can always add them later...
...and all of these guys are stopping me from getting this condo on Maui BECAUSE I HAVE LYME DISEASE.
And then, I open a Paypal account and say, please send money...after all, A LymeNUT and his money are soon parted.
And I am thinking, what a great idea...and then, I realize that Jones and his lawyers have already been there and done that.
"As a result, I must ask you once again to make a donation as soon as possible to my legal defense fund, in whatever amount that your circumstances will permit. I am painfully aware of the many hardships already endured by so many in the Lyme community, and it troubles me deeply to have to ask you to do this once again. However, it will be impossible for me to meet these demands without your support".
Always a day late...missed it by that much.
(You probably can guess what this is...but still, a very beautiful rendition):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wP-4ZV8 ... re=channel